Some time ago I found myself needing some jokes to give a friend. Sadly I had none.
So when a number came my way, I decided to start collecting all sorts of gems, which has turned into this collection.
Advice for American tourists in Paris
Mr Scott Williams
Beguiling science
What to do with hotel soap
Curious questions
Why DID the chicken cross the road, anyway?
Political systems
Thoughts
The intelligence of lawyers
The latest version of Girlfriend and I’ve been
having some problems lately
"Computer illiterate"
Warranty Card on Purchased Government Official[tm]
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
A skilled worker
You know you’re out of college when ...
You know you’re an e-mail junkie when ...
A betting woman ...
Women are complex creatures
The stumper!
A genie
Play ball
Marriage
Cars and computers
How to succeed
To all my favorite femme fatales
The truth about owning a Volvo
Amazing mathematics
Attorney’s fees
The intelligence of lawyers
The truth about lawyers
A bibliophile’s dilemma
Inspiration
Publishers at work
Rejected!
Addicted to books
Announcement: Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge
[BOOK(tm)]
Goodness knows where half (okay, all) of these jokes started, but I say this
to whoever spent the hours typing them up: thanks!
Last updated: 8th July 1999